You don’t even have to watch this whole video of this guy going on about why swearing is wrong. The first 35 seconds give you everything you need to brighten your day. (He’s apparently talking about the backlash he received from this video, where he says condoms are worthless because AIDS cells are so small they travel right through them.)
 
And, just to drive the point home of how awesome , here’s the transcript of the first 35 seconds:
Hi, um, first thing I’d like to say is, um, a lot of people have kind of been making fun of my videos and especially the one I did about condoms and AIDS.
 
And all I have to say about that is…The vagina was full of AIDS. Just look at the video…it was. So I don’t know what you’re laughing about. AIDS is not a funny thing. Having a vagina full of AIDS is not funny. And a vagina is a good AIDS receiver. Um, AIDS likes being in a vagina. So, there’s nothing funny about that.
I think we’ve all learned a couple very  important lessons here today. (1) Vaginas can’t get enough of AIDS. (2) That’s not funny.
 
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