The best weekends usually start when you have no idea what you’re going to do on Friday night, especially when you tell people that you’re going to "relax" on Friday night and "take it easy this weekend." These are usually the weekends that you end up hooking up with a girl who has the same name as your sister, but fortunately you couldn’t remember her name when you hooked up with her and you found out after the fact. And don’t you just love those farts that sound like a rat being eaten by a fatter rat who has a severe gas problem?