The world can be an amazing and cofusing place sometimes. For example, two weeks ago I received my most recent Netflix movie (unfortunately it was X-Men Origins: Wolverine) and for the first time ever I lost the Netflix envelope. Now I have to admit that I’ve felt "Netflix paralyzed" ever since. I went to the Netflix website help section and under the "I don’t have the red envelope to return the DVD" section, all they do is instruct you to send the send the DVD back with a note that includes your name and email address associated with your account. Well, I don’t have any envelopes that big, I don’t want to take the time to write a note and I really don’t want to take the time to go to the post office and buy an envelope that’s big enough for the DVD so I guess Netflix and I are at a standstill. I’ll tell you this much, I’m not going to back down until Netflix adds a "I don’t have the red envelope to return the DVD so I need you to send me another one so I don’t have to waste my afternoon writing a note, then going to the post office and buying a giant envelope because all I’m asking you to do is send me another stupid red envelope in the mail so I can return this crappy movie that I would’ve never normally watched if I didn’t have Netflix" help section question… this much I promise you.