We learned a few things from this commercial:  First, if a pirate offers to sell you something, that means that he’s going to give you a great deal, rather than try to murder you and steal your belongings.  Second, a "plank", in the traditional pirate sense, is just a piece of wood on some cinder blocks.  Last (and most importantly), you can engage in a swashbuckling sword fight while sitting in a cheap lazy boy and exherting absolutely no effort whatsoever.

 

 

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Owl Tennis (Urlesque)

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The Computer Man! (IHeartChaos)

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Devious Film Mail (Asylum)

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Jose Canseco KO (CelebrityOdor)

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