When I lived in Chicago, there was a guy who lived in the building across the street from me that looked exactly like the guy in this video, and that guy used to have a bad habit: he would masturbate out the window.  I would be sitting there watching TV in my living room, and then something would catch my eye out the window and, without thinking about how this had happened many times before, I would glance over to see this dude vigorously jerking off onto the heads (and umbrellas) of pedestrians below.  It was pretty gross.  A couple of times I just opened up my window and yelled "stop masturbating out the window!", which would freak out the people on the sidewalk below, but never seemed to deter him from taking care of business.  The guy in this video is Dutch, so they’re probably not the same person, but if I ever managed to have a conversation with Window Spooge Guy, I’m pretty sure that he would say things exactly like this. 
 
 
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