Listen, kids, this is an important message.  As a child, you’re going to be called a homo, several times.  It’s just something that is going to happen, like puberty, or an NFL wide receiver raping someone.  But the most important thing you must remember, is saying "don’t call me a homo" makes people want to call you a homo.  And making a video telling people to not call you a homo, makes millions of people want to call you a homo.  It’s just the Law of Homo.

 

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